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my-noodles: jellyrolland: OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED WHY...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:16:45 -0400

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

WHY COULDN’T YOU DO THIS LIKE 13 YEARS AGO C’MON

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:09:48 -0400

I am going to go see Andrew Jackson Jihad by myself because a) no one wants to go with me b)...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:00:55 -0400

I am going to go see Andrew Jackson Jihad by myself because a) no one wants to go with me b) it’s 11 dollars and c) WHY THE H NOT

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:43:21 -0400

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:37:25 -0400

greatwhiteprivilege: accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 04:22:23 -0400

greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 04:18:31 -0400

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Mon, 10 Jun 2013 18:17:21 -0400

mynamekyle: Dessert time

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:22:26 -0400

mynamekyle:

Dessert time

DOES ANYONE REALIZE HOW BLISSFUL IT IS TO HAVE A DAY OFF WORK WHILE WATCHING PARKS AND REC IN MY...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 16:33:14 -0400

DOES ANYONE REALIZE HOW BLISSFUL IT IS TO HAVE A DAY OFF WORK WHILE WATCHING PARKS AND REC IN MY UNDERWEAR WHILE DRINKING A MARGARITA??????? NO THERE IS NOTHING BETTER SRSLY soOOOo awesome~ :-)

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 14:55:51 -0400

my wedding cake is going to be a pizza

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 14:55:41 -0400

my wedding cake is going to be a pizza

flirting: do you cry when you listen to brand new

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 03:08:47 -0400

flirting: do you cry when you listen to brand new

"1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:29:39 -0400

“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It will not be beautiful. It will not be brave. It will be selfish. It will be broken. Your mother will cry.

2. Don’t write for him. Write for you. Write for others like you. Write so the girl that thinks about stepping in front of public transportation doesn’t. Don’t be selfish.

3. When you will yourself to sleep and it doesn’t come— get up. It doesn’t matter that it’s 3 am. There will be other 3 am’s. Take a shower. Take two. Wash him out of your hair. Write a poem. Read the same book you’ve read 202 times again. The 203rd time might tell you something different. Don’t stay in bed— you will think about the bus again.

4. Don’t kiss him because he’s broken. Don’t kiss him because his laughter never reaches his eyes. Don’t try and fix him. Fix yourself first. Be selfish. He can’t save you.

5. Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.

6. Dress up and wear red lipstick and get drunk with your friends. They’re the ones that will pick you up. Don’t kiss him. Or him. Don’t fall asleep on strange couches with strange boys. When his hand slides up your dress walk away. Hit him. Don’t kiss him. He can’t save you.

7. Get another tattoo. Get five more. Get another hole in your ear. Don’t listen to your dad. You will still be able to get a job. Did you really want to be employed by someone like your father? Haven’t you had enough of judgmental old white men anyway? Get fuck you tattooed in tiny letters on your hip.

8. When you feel the yearning for a new city— start over. Take 200 bucks and a three suitcases. Work anywhere that will have you. Meet strange people and forget your name. Call yourself Ruby. No one will know the difference. Remember to call your mother. Don’t be selfish. Come home when you find yourself in the strangers and the small one bedroom apartment.

9. Don’t whisper evil things into your own ear. Other people are going to shout them at you. Be your own hero. Keep a sword on your key ring.

10. Don’t step in front of a city bus. It will not be beautiful. Live. Stay up all night with a boy that promises you everything and means it. Live. See shitty local bands with a friend. Wear a different band’s t-shirt. No one will care. Live. Have a baby girl with tiny fingers and tiny toes someday. Pour love into her until it’s overflowing. Live. Wake up. Staying in bed all day is not poetic.

Live. Live.

Live.

Do you hear that? It’s me. It’s your life. Wake up.

”

- (via electric-wish)

holy shit

rneerkat: people tell me i look young for my age but i dont...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:46:34 -0400

rneerkat:

people tell me i look young for my age but i dont care i live my life this is who i am

swaggie2nope: i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:27:35 -0400

swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

taco bell employee: how are you today?

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:48:53 -0400

taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme

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Sat, 18 May 2013 16:10:39 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 04:32:15 -0400

usne: fahwn: bonit-a: q’d ♡ idk i’m in love with this gal

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:58:22 -0400

usne:

fahwn:

bonit-a:

q’d

♡

idk i’m in love with this gal