1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...– (via electric-wish) holy shit
swaggie2nope: i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
100 percent sure my manger is actually Satan… BUT WAT CAN U DO
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
well fucking shit school can stress me out more than anything in less than 4 seconds. ~~aweSomE~
i am seeing Tyler the creator tonight and imma spit in his eye
adamusprime: No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it! I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal. I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build. I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke. I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach. What am I?
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
mslupin: hashbrows2: why the fuck did this get over 4 mil notes like this girl is gorgeous but wtf
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
Live on coffee and flowers. Try not to worry what the weather will be.– Matt Berninger (via godmoves)
i received the most beautiful daisies from my boyfriend and let me just tell you flowers are the most underrated source to cause happiness. MO FLOWRS 4 LYFE. I lovers the man.
30casterlyrock: If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student