May 2013
22 posts
“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
– (via electric-wish) holy shit
May 24th
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May 21st
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swaggie2nope: i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
May 21st
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taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
May 20th
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May 18th
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May 16th
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May 14th
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100 percent sure my manger is actually Satan… BUT WAT CAN U DO
May 13th
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
May 12th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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well fucking shit school can stress me out more than anything in less than 4 seconds. ~~aweSomE~
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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i am seeing Tyler the creator tonight and imma spit in his eye
May 3rd
adamusprime: No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it! I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal. I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build. I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke. I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach. What am I?
May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2013
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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 There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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mslupin: hashbrows2: why the fuck did this get over 4 mil notes like this girl is gorgeous but wtf
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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“Live on coffee and flowers. Try not to worry what the weather will be.”
– Matt Berninger  (via godmoves)
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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i received the most beautiful daisies from my boyfriend and let me just tell you flowers are the most underrated source to cause happiness. MO FLOWRS 4 LYFE. I lovers the man.
Apr 21st
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30casterlyrock: If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student
Apr 18th
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